NACKA Kickball's spring season is officially underway! Rubber balls are being gripped tightly and kicked lightly three nights out of the week at Sahlen's Stadium. As we make our way through the season, creating schedules and brackets and such, we are reminded of just how good our kickballers are at coming up with witty team names. Yes, most of these team names are dirty and downright shameful. Yes, most of these team names were definitely drawn up on a napkin, at a bar, in crayon. And yes, most of these teams are terrible at playing kickball. But these teams have one thing in common...they all are exceptionally good at creating ingenious kickball puns.
Here are some of the NACKA Kickball teams, both past and present, that we feel have gone above and beyond with using vulgar game day innuendo's to create their team rosters. And for those of you who think they can come up with better (or worse)...the summer season is lurking right around the corner. Forget about what your grandma would think...forget about your moms disappointed face...grab a group, get drunk, and draft up a team name that would leave your third grade teacher crying in disgust.
**Don't get your jock strap in a bunch...these team names are listed in no particular order.**
NACKA Kickball's Tasteless Team Names:
"Flock of Seaballs"
"I'm Kick James, Bitch"
"Pitches n' Hoes"
"Fresh Prince of Ball-Air"
"Bitches Be Crazy"
"We Got the Runs"
"We Finished on Your Base"
"Slap a Pitch"
"Been There, Kicked That"
"Virgins Stop at Third"
"Too Legit to Kick"
"Dirty Beavers & Sticky Balls"
"I Got 99 Problems, But a Kick Ain't One"
"Drunk Again and Looking to Score"
"Let's Kick! But First, Let Me Take a Selfie!"
"For 10 Cents a Day You Can Feed Our Right Fielder"