Hopefully by now you've stopped being lame and have registered for NACKA's Summer Kickball Season. Closing time for team registration is creeping up fast and steady and we'd hate for you to be left out on the streets...homeless & friendless.
Summer registration is open until 11:59pm on May 21st. Not midnight...we said, 11:59pm. Once registration closes, the shut off for your NACKA t-shirt order closes right after on May 22nd. Meaning, if you don't sign-up for kickball you'll be left out on the streets homeless, friendless, and now shirtless. Don't go naked...play kickball.
Each registered player is allowed one official NACKA Kickball t-shirt free of charge in their selected size. If you don't select a size when signing-up, you will be ordered whatever size is displayed on your form. This could be disastrous for some...think Tommy Boy, "fat man in a little coat". FYI: Additional tees are $10.00 each and hoodies are $20.00...we seriously have better prices than Aeropostale.
Even though most of you have forgotten that it's Mother's Day on Sunday and suck at being children...that doesn't mean that you have to forget about kickball and suck at life. Sign up, get a shirt, grab a beer, and play some ball. Time...she is a ticking.