It's Halloween time kickballers! We're guessing that most of you right now are sweating it out at Party City, hoping to find a last minute costume that doesn't suck for your party this Friday night. We understand that trying on the Naughty Flight Attendant and Where's Waldo costumes are not that much fun....so while you're in the dressing room trying to cram yourself into the last available extra-small Storm Troopers outfit, here are some good, clean Halloween quotes to help lighten up your mood.
So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is giving out candy!!" ~Jerry Seinfeld
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. ~ Linus from "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown"
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Nothing related to Halloween scares me. What scares me is when I flush someone else’s toilet and the water keeps rising. ~ Anonymous
Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. ~ Lindsay Lohan
There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick. ~ Dwight Schrute
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~ Conan O'Brien
The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you. ~ Anonymous
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. ~ Chris Rock
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you." ~ Rita Rudner